The World According to Tiff Sniff

So this isn't a real post, but I've received it via email several times lately, and it just seems to fit my mood today, so I thought I'd put it up here as well as sending it back to everyone who sent it to me.

1.What time did you get up this morning? 6:45, to eat breakfast with my coworkers
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds
3.What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Chronicles of Narnia
4. What is your favorite T.V. show? ER
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Yogurt and/or protein bar
6. What is your middle name? Renee
7. Favorite cuisine? Chocolate
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? Salt and vinegar
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Pride and Prejudice soundtrack (the 2005 one)
11. What kind of car do you drive? A silver SeXTerra named Ralph
12. Favorite sandwich? Grilled cheese/ham and cheese
13. What characteristics do you detest? Dishonesty, meanness
14. Favorite item of clothing? Jeans (which I can wear to my new job – neener neener!)
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation,where would yougo? London when it’s warm, the tropics when it’s cold
16. What color is your bathroom? One room is yellow, one is sapphire blue
17. Favorite brand of clothing? New York & co.
19. What was your most memorable birthday? My sweet 16th, but only because it was so bad. It was on a Saturday, and I ended up sitting home alone (not even with my family!) watching Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
20. Favorite sport to watch? Basketball
21. Furthest place you are sending this? The borough of Lough
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? All the people who sent it to me first
23. Person you expect to send it back first? Is this where I get to tag someone?
24. Goal you have for yourself? Pay off all my debt by the age of 35 (hey, I never said I was ambitious!)
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? Major night owl
26. When is your birthday? May 21
18. What is your shoe size? 11(and how did question 18 get between 26 and 29? What happened to 27 and 28? I’m going to use Michelle’s made-up questions)
27. Pet peeves? People who talk on their cell phones while in the middle of a conversation with someone else (ordering donuts and coffee, for example), people who don’t wash their hands after using the facilitles
28. Weirdest thing you ever got in trouble for? Swapping roommates too early in the school year (I had to write an essay and everything)
29. Pets? Not since my fish Jaws died
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share withus? The Bachelor and Sarah broke up, and he and I started dating when we ran into each other in the local coffee shop where we both hang out. We just had to wait until the show was over to go public. We’re getting married at the top of the Eiffel Tower next month.
31. What did you want to be when you were little? A mommy
32. What are you doing today? Working first at the office, and then when I go attempt to wrangle 12 two-year-olds at church tonight
33. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate, or those Sweettart Gummy Bugs3
4. What is your favorite flower? Lillies of all types, roses, pretty much anything that smells good
35. What is a date on the calendar you are lookingforward to? October 20, when I get on a plane to go back to L’boro
36. What time do you try to sleep to on the weekends?Until I wake up
37. If you could have one wish/prayer what would itbe? That someone would pay off all my debt for me, or alternatively, to marry an insanely rich man who would support my new career as a socialite
P.S. Michelle also noticed that there is no question number 8. Again, I will make up my own:Reason for filling in this survey? It’s fun to talk about myself. S ame reason I blog.